Robert Clark.
Present.
Sam Richmond.
Present.
Bill Carson.
l said Bill Carson!
Hey Blondie isn't that Angel Eyes?
All right what's he doing? Sleeping?!
Yeah and you better be Bill Carson.
That's me!
Please Carson.
Answer 'Present' !
What are you deaf?
Now suppose you say 'present' Carson.
l like big fat men like you.
When they fall they make more noise.
And sometimes they never get up.
Wallace...
...that's enough.
Sergeant!
The captain wants to see you right away.
Be sure these two get good treatment.
Hey Blondie did you hear that? Good treatment!
For the last time sergeant...
...l'm telling you...
...l want the prisoners treated as prisoners.
No more brutality!
There's hundreds of prisoners out there and only a few men to guard them.
What am l supposed to do? l have to have respect!
l think that you'll manage to gain their respect by treating them better!
Are our men treated that well in Andersonville Camp?
l don't give a goddamn what they do in Andersonville!
While l'm in charge here the prisoners are not to be...
...tortured...
...or cheated...
...or murdered!
ls that an accusation?
Sergeant gangrene is eating my leg away...
...not my eyes.
l know the prisoners here are being robbed systematically.
l know there's scum around or bivouacked near the camp waiting...
...for someone to deliver this loot.
But as long as l'm commandant l won't permit any such trickery!
Am l clear?
Yes sir.
Just as long as you're the commandant.
Yes sergeant.
l know this leg means l won't last very long...
...but l pray l can manage to have enough time...
...to amass evidence and bring to a court-martial all those who discredit...
...and dishonor the uniform...
...of the Union!
l wish you luck.
You and the others better lay low for a few days.
l'll keep this. You go. Wallace will let you know.
-Bring me Carson. -Right.
Angel Eyes said for us to lay low for a few days.
But we'll keep close enough to keep an eye on things.
Come on saddle your horses.
Come on in Tuco.
Don't be bashful.
There's no formalities here.
lt's been a long time!
You're hungry.
Sit down. Eat!
l knew it l knew it!
The minute l saw you l said to myself:
'Look at that pig Angel Eyes...
'...l'll bet he's got himself an easy Job!
'And he never forgets a friend!'
l never forget old friends Tuco.
lt's good to see old friends again.
Especially when they come from so far away...
...and have so much to talk about.
And you do have a lot to talk about haven't you?
You were captured near...
...Fort Craig?
lf you were with Sibley then you were...
...coming from Santa Fe?
Was it hard crossing the desert?
Very hard!
Especially if you don't have anything to drink.
Why are you going under the name of Bill Carson now?
One name is as good as another.
Not wise to use your own name.
Like you l bet they don't call you Angel Eyes.
Sergeant Angel Eyes.
Like a little music with your meal Tuco?
Music?
Yes very good for the digestion.
Bill Carson's a fake name huh?
That fake too?
Bill Carson's name is written on it.
Have some.
lt's Bill Carson's tobacco.
Was Carson dead or alive when you found him?
What'd he tell you about the money?
l don't know what you're talking about!
More feeling.
You can sure consider yourself much luckier than your pal.
Wallace will punch your friend as long as the song goes.
So many of us have had a session in there.
How's your digestion now?
You'd better talk.
l have nothing to tell you!
Play that fiddle you!
l'll talk!
What did he say about the money?
lt's buried in a grave.
Where?
At the Sad Hill Cemetery.
Which grave?
l don't know!
Blondie...
...he knows the name of the grave.
The war's over for you.
Put those clothes on.
Why?
We're going for a ride.
Where?
To find $200000.
l know the name of the cemetery now...
...and you know the name of the grave.
You're not going to give me the same treatment?
Would you talk?
No probably not.
That's what l thought.
Not that you are any tougher than Tuco...
...but you're smart enough to know that talking won't save you.
And Tuco is he...?
No not yet...
...but he's in very good hands.
You changed partners but you still got the same deal.
l'm not greedy. l'm only taking half.
There's two of us.
lt should make it easier than Just one.
Hold it. That's it.
Don't move.
Don't breathe.
Got it. Thank you.
Hey Corporal afraid he'll get lost? Where's the Rebel going?
To hell with a rope around his neck and a price on his head.
Yeah $3000 friend.
That's a lot of money for a head.
l bet they didn't even pay you a penny for your arm.
l told you once but if l ever get you down...
...you're gonna need a lot of help to get up again.
You're a lot luckier than that one there.
You get some proper rope and you're all finished.
And there isn't any partner this time to shoot you down.
Sure would like to put your paw on it huh?
l would like to piss it's rough.
l've been shaken up in this train nearly ten hours now.
You smell like a pig already!
Let's try not to make things any worse.
Get goin'!
l can't while you're watching me.
You made a lot of noise my friend huh?
You don't wanna break our friendship huh?
Well l'll break it!
Clemens take care of the horses.
l've been looking for you for eight months!
Whenever l should have had a gun in my right hand...
...l thought of you!
Now l find you in exactly the position that suits me.
l had lots of time to learn how to shoot with my left.
When you have to shoot shoot! Don't talk.
Every gun makes its own tune...
...and it's perfect timing large one.
Clem follow him.
Just a minute. l'll be right there.
Just give me a little time to get dressed and l'll open up.
Put your drawers on and take your gun off.
How the hell did you get out of that pigsty?
My own way. l'm here with your old friend Angel Eyes.
You talked you traitor! You talked!
No l didn't talk.
lf l did l probably wouldn't be here now.
So only you know your half of the secret?
l'm very happy you are working with me!
And we're together again.
l'll get dressed l kill him and be right back.
Listen l forgot to mention.
He's not alone. There's five of 'em.
-Five? -Yeah five of 'em.
So that's why you came to Tuco.
lt doesn't matter. l'll kill them all!
They shot him at close range.
Well look who's here!
The other one will be along.
They'll come looking for us.
Watch out!
There's two of them.
l want that blond alive!
You back there. Come on let's go!
Were you going to die alone?
Angel Eyes is mine.
All right.
'See you soon.
'ldiots.'
lt's for you.
How peaceful and quiet amigo.
Like a cemetery for instance?
There should be a bridge across that river.
We better wait for nightfall.
Trust in me Blondie.
l got a good sense of where l'm going.
Tuco has taken you this far l will take you all the way....
-Tell the captain. -Yes sir.
Come along now. Follow me.
We found them near the perimeter sir.
Where do you hail from?
lllinois.
And you?
l'm with him.
Your reason for being around here?
We want to enlist general!
You'd better learn to distinguish rank.
l'm a captain!
Get the hell out!
lt sure as hell might be you today so go write your will.
So you want to enlist.
You got to take a test to prove it.
Well show me.
You've got a career. At the least l'd say you'll make colonel!
-Really? -Sure!
Like it says in the manual.
You've got every qualification to become expert in the use of weapons.
This is the most potent weapon in war!
The fighting spirit is in this bottle!
Volunteers....
You want to enlist?
Then let's go.
The shooting hasn't begun yet.
Yes because soon you can Join the gallant heroes of Branston Bridge.
-We have two attacks a day. -Two attacks a day?
Sure.
The Reb's have decided that damn bridge is the key to this whole area.
Stupid useless bridge.
A flyspeck on headquarters' maps.
And headquarters has declared that we must take that ridiculous flyspeck...
...even if all of us are killed.
Otherwise the key'll get rusty and Just be a spot on the wall.
And that's not all.
Both sides want the bridge intact!
lntact is how the South wants it. And we want it intact too.
You'll all turn to dust but one thing is sure boys...
...Branston Bridge will stand unbroken.
ls it bad...
...to speak the way l do to volunteers?
l've done a lot worse.
l've done it. l've blown it up...
...in here. l've destroyed it all.
lt's a court-martial offense to imagine-- to dream of blowing it up.
A serious crime.
Even to think of destroying that bridge is Just....
Why not really blow it up captain?
Yeah captain it's nothing. Let's scare the hell out of them!
l've been dreaming about it.
l've even worked out a plan.
l sure have!
The best time is after the attack...
...when there's a truce to get the wounded.
lf l could do it...
...l could save many thousands of men.
But what l lack is the guts.
They're beginning the daily slaughter right on time.
Captain! All companies are awaiting your orders.
l'll be right there.
All right friends...
...come along and enJoy the spectacle.
Companies!
Report!
Company B ready!
lt looks like the captain is really asking for a bullet in his guts!
l've never seen so many men wasted so badly.
l've a feeling it's really gonna be a good long battle.
The money is on the other side of the river.
Where?
Amigo l said on the other side. That's enough.
But while the Confederates are there we can't get across.
What would happen if somebody were to blow up that bridge?
Then these idiots would go somewhere else to fight!
Maybe.
Doctor quick! The captain's wounded!
Hurry a stretcher!
Easy now.
Get things ready.
A little of this will help.
Take a slug of this captain...
...and keep your ears open.
What're you doing?
You realize we might be risking our lives?
lf l get killed you'll never get your hands on all that beautiful money.
lt sure would be a pity.
Can you help me live a little more?
l expect good news.
Why don't we tell each other our half of the secret?
Why don't we?
You go first.
No l think it's better that...
...you start.
All right.
The name of the cemetery is...
...Sad Hill! Now it's your turn!
The name on the grave is...
...Arch Stanton.
Arch Stanton?
Are you sure?
Sure l'm sure.
lt'd be a lot easier with that.
Two can dig a lot quicker than one.
Dig!
You're not digging?
lf you shoot me you won't see a cent of that money.
Why?
l'll tell you why.
'Cause there's nothin' in there.
You thought l'd trust you?
$200000 is a lot of money.
We're gonna have to earn it.
How?
l'll write the name on the bottom of this stone.
The gun?
You pig! You wanted to get me killed? When'd you unload it?
Last night.
You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend...
...those with loaded guns and those who dig.
You dig.
Where?
Here.
There's no name on it!
There's no name here either.
You see that's what Bill Carson told me:
'There's a grave marked 'unknown' right beside Arch Stanton.'
Go ahead.
lt's money! lt's all ours Blondie!
You're Joking Blondie. You wouldn't... you wouldn't play a Joke on me like that.
lt's no Joke. lt's a rope Tuco.
l want you to stand up there and put your head in that noose.
Well now...
...seems Just like old times.
Four for you...
...and four for me.
Sorry Tuco.
Hey Blondie...
...you know what you are?
Just a dirty son of a...!